WOO!!

Ncis is back on!

Life is good.

The Great Pop vs. Soda Controversy

It seems every where I go there is a new way to pronounce “carbonated beverage”, some call it “pop” and yet some call it “soda”. To end the debate of which phosphate-naming camp has more followers, someone (who must have a LOT of time on his hands) decided to answer that question in the form on a web site.

It seems that 40% of those questioned prefer “pop” (boo!), 37% say “soda” and 16% say “coke”. What’s more interesting (or the only interesting part of this whole post) is the “other” Responses,
it seems that 24 people from Michigan think that

“Luigi is hotter than Mario”,

2 people from Texas are all like

“I, like, you know, when the servant, or whatever, comes to ask me why none of the 28 drinks they've already left, are like, you know, not good enough, I like say, but they don't have, you know, papaya extract with bioflavinoids, so I make them go find me some, because, you know, I am famous and important, and you know, it's their job to get me stuff.”

And 13 people from Pennsylvania think that

"Everyone in this argument is retarded”.

Texas results
totals

NBC is bringing American gladiators back.

If you are a fan of spandex, hair bands and the (decade that will never die) 80s then you are in luck because NBC is bringing back American gladiators. The worst show to span 1989-1996 is coming back as a 2008 mid season replacement!

Can’t they just let the 80s die?

This weird dream I had last night.

I sit on my bed watching TV I see a very odd looking man talking about how because of a nuclear arms agreement all of the worlds nuclear bombs and missiles where flown in to the sun. I fall back to sleep. (I hate when this happens in dreams.)

It’s now about 3 months later, December I think. Its cold and dark, I read a magazine. The whole thing is about how there is too much uranium in the sun, and how because of this the gravitational fields of the sun are way more powerful then it is supposed to be, and they think this might rip a part the earth. My last light bulb went out a few hours ago, the TV is the only illumination. There is nothing on but a few infomercials and a counter to zero hour, the time when the gravitational fields hit earth. Behind the counter they are showing people praying at the Vatican, Jerusalem, a Buddhist temple and a few other places but I don’t know where they are. The counter says its -0:37:45.

I leave my room, into my dimly lit house. I seem to be the only one home, I play with my dog, she is oblivious to what is going on and ignores me. I get something to drink and go back to my room, the counter says its -0:10:00.

Someone comes on the TV he looks tired, I wonder why he in particular is there, did he draw the short straw? Is his wife and kids there? I wonder what they think of all of this? My attention fades back in just in time to hear him say “I just got a fax from the white house, it says that at zero hour when the gravitational waves hit the earth to stay in your house. There will be earthquakes throughout the U.S. and the world, people in costal regions especially in the west cost need to take extra caution because of tsunamis.” The counter says its -0:03:08. “It just kinda goes on like that.” He said “it also says that the power will go off at about 1 minute before zero hour.”

The TV goes back the people praying, and I start reading my magazine.

About half way through something that looks like weird 3d glasses fell out, one side says “garavGLASSES” the other “put this on and you will see the gravitational waves as they hit the earth.” I doubt this but I put them on any way.

The power goes off it must be -0:01:00

I wonder what that mans kids are thinking. I go to the window to watch what happens, to my surprise I can see it all, it actually is waves. Seas of red and streams of blue. I take the glasses off and look out the window and I see tractors and other farm equipment flying into the air. I feel my house shake and float into the air about 50 or 60 feet, and then the nails and screws and other metal that where in my house must have gotten loose because I started falling back to the ground.

I must have hit my head falling because I blacked out.

I woke up a few days later, wondering why the earth was still intact and if I was the only one left. I decided to go into town to see if any one was there.

iPhone with out the Phone

if you recently bought a iPod or iPhone prepare to start throwing things and swearing at your computer.

Apple introduced today the iPod touch, which is destined to be on EVERY ONES Christmas list, and make every ATT hating iPhone user mad. because it is basically iPhone with out the Phone, comes in 8 or 16 gig, for $299 and $399 (new price of the 8 gig iPhone to) respectively. apple also re-branded the (old) iPod as the iPod classic, which comes in 80 and 120 (wooo!) gigs and is $249 and $349 (also) respectively.

I find all of incredibility funny because it seems that everyone i know just got a iPod this summer.

they are also coming out with a new fat looking, video playing nano, but i don't like nanos so i don't care.

Egosurfing

Ah, egosurfing (read: googleing yourself) you are the past time of board insomniacs and egotistical 12 year old muttonchop enthusiasts.

What new things do you have to tell me about myself? perhaps that i work for Alameda County Public Works Agency? or that i am in a new (presumably) "B" movie? maybe i am the Sr. ISV Channel Sales Manager at Oracle? Or that i am a dj in new jersey.

Or is it just that i need a life? Why do you hurt so egosurfing? Why?